If Mr. Bean…

… was in The Expendables, he’d look like this:

And like this if he was Rambo:

And like this if he was President Obama, I mean, Beanama:

It’s Life, Shit Happens

A friend sent me this, and I thought of posting it here. It’s very funny!

Before marriage…
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy?! I’m not that kind of person
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Simply read from bottom to top

R.I.P. Mr. jobs

Mr. Jobs’ passing is very sad, and he will certainly be missed.

Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. ~Theodor Seuss Geisel (Dr. Seuss)

God bless your soul, Mr. Jobs.

Random Quotes

I originally posted this on my wordpress.com hosted blog, but I decided to post it here too.

I created a page that will display random quotes. It also has a feed that you could include on your blog or website.

If you do include the feed on your blog, make sure the RSS widget looks like this:

Then, your RSS widget should look something like this:

You could title your widget “Featured Quote” like I did on this blog… of course, you can give it whatever title you want or leave the field blank… your choice.

Although the feed generates a random quote every time you directly load it, in my tests, a WordPress.com hosted blog usually updates the feed approximately every 5 minutes. If you have a self-hosted blog, be advised that WordPress will take longer (12 hours) to update the feed.

If you’d like to suggest a quote (or quotes), feel free to leave them in the comments section. Feedback is also welcomed.

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Questions Game

These guys are great!

Chuckathon

First off, monday’s episode (Chuck vs. The Balcony) was fantastic! It had an unexpected twist which, to me, just made things even more interesting. I won’t say much just in case you haven’t seen it (so I would urge you – if you are a Chuck fan or simply if you like the series – to go watch it!). I really liked it how Casey helped with the “sub-mission” and what he said to Chuck at Castle later on… very nice.

Oh, and Pooja Kumar… what a gorgeous woman! Stupid Lester had to ruin his (and maybe only) chance to be with a woman like her…

I can’t wait for next week’s episode!

Anyway, Chuck(les) is one of my favorite shows of all time, and recently, I’ve been enjoying every episode of the first three seasons. That’s right, not while ago I got the opportunity of buying them on DVD, and now I can watch any episode whenever I please ;) . I even got the chance to watch for the first time most episodes of Season 1 and some of Season 2 because, honestly, I didn’t even know about Chuck till there was a marathon on SyFy promoting the premiere of Season 3. And I have been hooked ever since…

Watching some of these episodes I got to hear some great songs which have become favorites of mine. Here are a few of them:

Buildings & Mountains by The Republic Tigers. This song was featured on Chuck Vs. The Fat lady (Season 2, Episode 7)

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Amazing Life by Matt Pond PA. This song was featured on Chuck Vs. The Predator (Season 2, Episode 17)

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From Season 4, Episode 5, Really Want You by Franz is Dead. This song was featured on Chuck vs. The Couch Lock.

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This song is not really a favorite, but I like it a lot: My Party by Plastilina Mosh. It was feature on Chuck Vs. The Delorean (Season 2, Episode 10)

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Cool songs, really.

Later!

Happy New Year 2011

Although a bit late, I wish you a happy and prosperous New Year. May you and your loved ones have lots of blessings, health and success!